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Excuse The Mess Coir Mat
I Suck At Being A Housewife – And This Mat Knows It.
This mat gets straight to the point—because spotless homes are a myth, and sarcasm is a lifestyle. Made for real-life chaos and people who’d rather host with humor than dust. Custom options available for fellow domestic disasters.
Material: Made from tough, natural coir, it's ready to handle dirt, drama, and dirty looks.
Options: Choose from our cheeky collection or go full sass mode and personalize one to fit your home's unique sense of humor.
Size: 24' x 16'
Colour: Jute/Burlap/Straw
Material: Made from tough, natural coir, it's ready to handle dirt, drama, and dirty looks.
Options: Choose from our cheeky collection or go full sass mode and personalize one to fit your home's unique sense of humor.
Size: 24' x 16'
Colour: Jute/Burlap/Straw
