This store requires javascript to be enabled for some features to work correctly.
‘[Your Last Name]’ Eventually Coir Mat
He hasn’t asked yet... but the mat has.
Drop the not-so-subtle hint with this hilarious, fully customizable coir mat. Add your future last name and let the doorstep do the emotional labor. Whether it’s a joke (or a strategy), this one’s a conversation starter—and maybe even a proposal motivator.
Customization Note:
Add your dream last name in the dropdown—no ring required (yet).
Material: Made from tough, natural coir, it's ready to handle dirt, drama, and dirty looks.
Options: Choose from our cheeky collection or go full sass mode and personalize one to fit your home's unique sense of humor.
Size: 24' x 16'
Colour: Jute/Burlap/Straw
Material: Made from tough, natural coir, it's ready to handle dirt, drama, and dirty looks.
Options: Choose from our cheeky collection or go full sass mode and personalize one to fit your home's unique sense of humor.
Size: 24' x 16'
Colour: Jute/Burlap/Straw
